Monday, September 2, 2013

outfit of the day(bird): brains





 skirt, shoes ~ thrifted
shirt ~ hand-me-down from sister
bracelets ~ vintage, thrifted
necklace ~ vintage, gift from chris

we had a slap-happy moment on sunday night and were thinking of dumb jokes regarding zombies. you know, how zombies scream "BRAAIIINNNS" when they are following you? well we were coming up with really (really) dumb jokes like this:

what does a:
~ vegetarian zombie say? GRAIINS!
~ dry cleaner zombie say? STAIINS!
~ tattoo from fantasy island zombie say? DA PLAANES!
~ zombie taking a shower say? DRAIINS!
~ thomas the tank zombie say: TRAIINS!
~ sports medicine doctor zombie say? SPRAIINS!

and my all-time favorite was created by chris...

what does an italian zombie say? MEDITERRAIINS!

i know, i really know...so dumb, but it lasted a good hour and we were all laughing pretty hard. so here's your challenge...leave a good (or so bad it's good) zombie joke in the comments. or just any joke. we could all use a good laugh today!

xo,
megan bird




30 comments:

  1. What does a zombie bird say? Cranes!
    Okay that was the worst- I tried!
    Your outfit is adorable and thanks for giving me a laugh!
    xx
    http://thescreensiren.com

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  2. Haha, thanks for the laugh! Love those printed wedges!

    -Sharon
    The Tiny Heart
    So Kate Giveaway!

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  3. What does a senior citizen zombie say? CAANES!

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  4. I think I woke up too early today to be funny. But thanks for making me smile! :)

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  5. What does Tarzan Zombie say? JAAAANNNEEEE! Ok, bad one. I tried.

    LOVE your shoes. Seriously, awesomeness.

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  6. LOL Don't you love silly little moments like that? I had a nightmare about zombies the other day (will be posted in a few hours actually) and so it's weird that you would be talking about them! I love this simple yet chic look!

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  7. Cute outfit and I'm all about silly jokes like this, laughter is always the best way to change your mood :)
    Ginny

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  8. Oh love your site and thanks for your comment on mine! Following you guys for sure.

    Those shoes btw are AMAZING :)

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  9. i canot believe you thrifted those shoes! they are incredible!!!!

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  10. Ha ha! Those jokes are hilarious. I am not good at those things. I just love this outfit with the all neutral and the fun shoes

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  11. Those SHOES have me seriously swooning, you look awesome! Have a great day!
    xo Hannah

    thebraidedbandit.blogspot.com
    thebraidedbandit.etsy.com

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  12. Ha ha, so much fun as always! You look really cute. So sorry I missed you all this week.

    A cowboy would say Reigns!!

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  13. ok #1. Those wedges are seriously awesome!!!

    #2. All of yours plus the blogger's jokes are great.

    #3. Here goes:
    What does a zombie Superman say? Lois LANNNNNNNNES!!!! hahahahaha.

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  14. and ...I did have a wonderful weeeeekend. Really, I did. I am a new person today. Yes!

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  15. Thank you so much for your sweet comment on my blog! I would absolutely love to be featured <3 following you via Bloglovin' now!

    xox Sammi
    www.thesoubrettebrunette.blogspot.com

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  16. Someone needs to tweet these zombie jokes. I think they're great.

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  17. what fun shoes!

    xx

    http://spoonfulofdiamonds.com
    http://www.facebook.com/SpoonfulOfDiamonds

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  18. Hahaha!
    What does a phlebotomist zombie say?
    VEINSSSSS!
    What does the Seattle-ite zombie say?
    RAINNNNNNSSS!

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  19. your shoes are so cute!!

    xoxo, Joei
    http://joeimacaroni.blogspot.com

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  20. I wish I knew a good joke to share... But, your story did make me smile. Mark & I had a similar giggle over something we saw on TV the other evening. Great outfit!!! T. http://tickledpinkwoman.blogspot.com

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  21. Hahahaha, too funny! I'm not very good at coming up with jokes like that, sounds like fun though :) What a gorgeous outfit, those wedges are to die for!

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  22. I want to steal your necklace and your sandals! When I did the zombie pub crawl like 5 years ago they were doing this chant where the organizer would yell "What do we want?" and crowd would yell "BRAAAINS!" and then he'd shout "When do we want it?" and the crowd would yell "BRAAAINS!" So silly!

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  23. LMAO @ the zombie joke! And holy sey shoes! My Husband dislike wedges, but I think these are fab.
    -Ash
    www.thestylizedwannabe.com

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  24. Cute shoes and I adore the necklace too!
    xoxo,
    Nikki at www.bedazzlesafterdark.com

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  25. Those shoes rock! And you look amazing!

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  26. Haha :) I don't have any good jokes to share, lame.

    You look fabulous! Love your outfit! Hot! Gorgeous shoes too!

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