sweater ~ b. (a resale shop)
shorts ~ Marshalls
necklace ~ F21
earrings ~ Kohls
bracelets ~ garage sale
for the purpose of not embarrassing anyone, i won't mention any names while i tell this story. just know that it is true. 100% true. a few years ago, a small group was at the tail end of a bachelorette party, and we had rented a hotel room downtown so we wouldn't have to drive home (or even use our energy to get a cab). we had the hotel stocked with pedialite, gatorade and advil....all must-haves to prevent the horrible-ness that could be the next day. so it was 2:15am, we were all back at the hotel, jammies on, makeup off, drinking our pedialite like the adults that we were. and one of the girls insisted that we get a pizza.
now, none of us wanted a pizza. 1. we knew that by the time our pizza came, it was most likely that we would all be passed out. and, 2. we knew we'd feel bad enough the next day already, so why make ourselves feel worse by eating greasy cheese at 3 in the morning? so it was pretty unanimous...six nos and one yes. unfortunately, the one yes was adamant that we get the pizza. we knew she would pass out soon, and we tried to reason with her, but she wasn't having it. she wanted her pizza and she wanted it now.
i finally realized that if we just pretended to order a pizza, she would probably give up and pass out. so, like any normal human being, i picked up the hotel phone, and in my best game show robotic voice, i said, 'beep boop bop boop beep boop beep. hello, pizza?", and sure enough, her head hit the pillow and our pizza crisis was averted.
sometimes beer makes a genius out of us, but only if the person with you is drinking, too!