Friday, March 16, 2012

outfit of the day(bird): jamaican me tell you more stories

coming off of yesterday's post, the topless implant woman was not the only attraction of the week when i was in jamaica. oh no, people, it gets better. way better. this just might make you want to go to jamaica (or not).


my sister and i were lying on the beach (with tops on), drinking red stripes and enjoying a relaxing day. people were constantly walking up and down our beach, as we were not fancy enough to get one of those sandals private beach resorts. (our resort did however serve rum punch and popcorn in coffee filters every night. take that sandals.) so, there we were, relaxing and minding our own business when...and i am not making any of this up....

all of a sudden two women, a man and a car tire (huh?) were on the beach, pretty close to the surf. and they were heavily made up and dressed rather provocatively (the women, not the car tire). no big deal, it was a nude beach after all. but wait...what? they all started making out. and then we looked to the left and we saw a cameraman. and then they really started making out...to the point where i didn't want to look but i kind of had to. and then there was a director telling them what to do, and it appeared that they were having some sort of sexual relations in the car tire. 


yes, people, we witnessed a low-budget porn being made. and do you know what i did the whole time? i laughed. i belly laughed so hard (i told you i was drinking red stripe) that my brother-in-law told me to stop because i was making a spectacle. i was making a spectacle? what about the threesome in the tire???


dress, earrings ~ F21
sweater ~ thrifted, Target
socks ~ Marshalls
boots ~ thrifted

the funniest (ok maybe not) part of the story is that we saw a gentleman from our resort, whom we had met earlier, filming the whole thing from his room. when we asked him about it, he said, "yeah, that was such a beautiful sunset that i had to pull out my recorder and tape it." it was 2:30.

38 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness this story had me cracking up! Especially that last paragraph, what a perv!

    Is it weird that this story really does make me want to visit Jamaica, the land of tire porn?

    Cute outfit! I love that dress and those patterned socks are adorable :)

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  2. That's a hot mess. I love your dress though!

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  3. ROFL, that is hilarious. My parents witnessed a similar feat right here in Mpls in the parking lot of the Nicollet Island Inn - classy.

    I love the dress you have on and the cute socks sticking up out of your boots!

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  4. Love that dress! It looks so cute on you! Your hair looks extra shiny and nice today too!

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  5. My,my, my! I love your outfit and was wondering about your boots? I am on the lookout for cowboy boots, but I know that it can be tricky fitting them, especially online? Any suggestions?

    Thank you!

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  6. Holy cow, that is ridiculous! Tire porn?! You have much more interesting vacation stories than I do! Also, the dress and socks combo you are rocking is amazing. LOVE it.

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  7. Hahahah awesome. TYRE PORN. If that's not hot I don't know what is. Also I love your dress x 10000000000. Very cute!

    elissiam.

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  8. I love your socks here with the dress.
    http://seventwentysomethings.blogspot.com/

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  9. Love the socks and the cute pockets on the cardigan! I was in Jamaica for like 6 hours while on a cruise and everywhere I went people kept calling me and my friend Hilary "Hey, Spice Girls"... this was like 2 years ago so not exactly timely. Then they'd all yell something about Bob Marley and getting us weed. Um, no.

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  10. love the mix and matching! very cute! xo

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  11. OK. My mom lives in Jamaica sometimes and has NEVER come home with stories like this. You obviously need to pass on some locations that I can tell her to check out. Or that I can go to next time I visit. :)

    I love this outfit, one of my favorites on you. Those socks are too, too cute!

    Jenn
    The Suburb Experiment

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  12. AHAHAHA! The stories did get better. That is so strange, creepy, and hilarious - the threesome and the creepy man.

    Anywho, I love this look. The striped dress and cardigan look great with your hair, and I really like the socks peaking out of the cowboy boots :]

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  13. I just died a little from the hilariousness of this story. You know my life is boring when this was the highlight of my week. Your story. Be proud. haha

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  14. great story along with the great outfit. beautiful sunset sure. mr.

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  15. Lovely outfit!!

    Kisses Anne
    http://annenobody.blogspot.com/

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  16. hahaha that is too funny! They couldn't go somewhere just a liiiittle more private? must have been pretty damn low-budget...and I'm still curious about how the tire fit into the plot. very curious. ;)

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  17. So pretty!

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    ox from NYC!
    davie+erica

    LPFashionPhilosophy

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  18. The dress and the socks is a perfect match! So inspiring!

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  19. Beach vacations always seem to result in the best people watching. Did you color your hair? It looks really nice in these pictures.

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  20. HAHAHAHA!!!! That's fantastic. Is it weird that I now someday hope to see a low budget porn being made?? And I love the guy's excuse for the sunset. Great dress too :)
    Sarah
    www.comingunstitched.com

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  21. Where did you stay? I've been several times and love it! Never had an experience like that though, yikes!

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  22. HAHAHA! Yep, this tops the last story. Omg....

    Also, love me some Red Stripe! That was our honeymoon beverage of choice!

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  23. bwahaha, that is awesome. i'd be the one making a spectacle laughing too.

    great socks. love the boots (always the Texas in me)!

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  24. Ha! Oh my goodness! What a great story! It did not particularly make me want to go to Jamaica, though. I think you look so great in this outfit, it's one of my favorites on you!
    --TS

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  25. Oh my goodness - I can't believe you witnessed porn production. Crazy.

    I'm hoping you just got your dress from F21, but it's amazing! I might just have to make a purchase.
    cate @ wildruffle.com

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  26. Those people were just keeping production costs down - car tire, beach, chicks, what more do they need? ;o)

    The color and pattern on that dress is adorable - it really flatters you!

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  27. WOW I am so in love with your dress, it's so adorable :)

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  28. i love marshalls! very cute socks :)

    socialsexystyle.blogspot.com

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  29. Oh wow, I don't want to believe that this really happened - hilarious!
    I LOVE this outfit, the dress is adorable and your socks are so cute!

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  30. O.M.G!!!! I would have been laughing right there with you...That is beyond crazy!!!

    Ok enough about the porn. I Love your look today :) The dress and socks are the best!

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  31. Hahahaha! That's hilarious and I would definitely be laughing too! Your dress is gorgeous :)

    xo,
    Angela
    headtotoechic.blogspot.com

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  32. Love the knee socks with your boots. Too cute!

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  33. I really love this post! Your outfit is darling! Love the striped dress and floral socks! I think my favorite way to mix prints is with stripes and flowers!

    -Nico

    www.SatinAndSalt.com

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  34. I think I need to go to the same resort you all went to and bring back some amazing stories to tell!
    Love this dress!

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