so i promised you all a hilarious story about match.com. and i try to never break my promises. so here goes...
a friend of mine is on match.com. she has been having a good time so far. a few ups and a few downs, but she likes it enough to keep trying. she is a catch by the way, so if you know any single men in the twin cities area...
so she had a date the other night. it was a first date and she wasn't very excited about it. the guy came off pretty strong on the phone, but she thought, hey why not give him a chance. i told her to always go on a first date, because you just never know. my advice was off this time. she should not have gone.
he immediately started talking about their future together, and how excited he was to be exclusive with her. he was talking about taking her son to baseball games...pretty much white picket fence sorts of stories. at the end of the date, she was mortified and a little shocked. he asked her out for dinner the next night, she said no. he then asked her to lunch the next day, she was a deer in the headlights and said yes without thinking.
the following is a series of text messages that were sent the next day, after she slept on it and decided that she really didn't ever want to see the guy again. and they are for real. even i can't make this shit up! (my friend is in green, psycho is in white. all names and numbers have been covered with mustaches to protect the innocent!)
you see where this is going, right? and please not that he didn't even spell bitch right.
so there you have it. i told you it was funny. and a little scary ~ in a boiled rabbit sort of way.
does anyone else have any dating horror stories?